root@broklahomies.com : ~/bin/haxx
LOL — YOU'VE BEEN HACKED
Every meme you have ever saved now belongs to the broklahomies. Your group-chat typing indicator has been sold. Nice wallpaper, by the way.
exfiltrating browser history
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// RECOVERY INSTRUCTIONS
To restore your files, deliver 3 (three) large pizzas to the group chat within 24 hours.
Do not contact the authorities. Do contact the friend who sent you this link.
this is a joke. broklahomies.com is fine. probably.